Russel Brand & Katy Perry Engaged!

It looks like Rusell Brand finally lost his testicles, as It appears that Singer Katy Perry dug her claws in to his scrotum and tore them out herself.

Russell and weird eyed Katy Perry are now engaged. It appears that no matter what advice a little blogger gives to rustyrockets he just doesn’t listen. I guess the power of twitter really doesn’t work.

It all started when the two of them landed in Jaipur, India on December 30, 2009 for a little vacation. It’s rumored that Russell wanted to bring in the New Year with a little bling and lots of sex so he ended up proposing to his little lesbian loving cherry chapstick girlfriend on New Years Eve.

According to The Sun which claimed the engagement report has been confirmed by Russell himself via text message.

“Russell wanted to do something special for Katy to show her how much she means to him,” a source revealed. “They wanted to take part in a traditional ceremony and thought there was no better time than on New Year’s Eve. The ceremony is usually used to bless new couples in the hope it might lead them toward marriage.”- Media source says

It’s a dark day in the eyes of men today. I do admit I didn’t know if Russell was straight or gay at first, but now he just screams pussy.

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