Avril Lavigne; Snot Nosed Brat On American Idol

Did any of you watch American Idol-Los Angeles auditions- last night? The two guest judges were Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry. Usually I would rip in to Katy Perry about how she ruined my friendship with Russell Brand, but today my rant is all about Avril Lavigne and her stuck up bitch attitude.

I always knew Avril Lavigne was a two face, hiding behind the innocent girl act. When she filed for divorce from Deryck Whibley, people were suprised that she was the one to end the marriage. I wasn’t shocked at all, I knew all along that deep down in side, was the real Avril. She has been wearing a mask to hide her demonic personality from her fans and the media. Last night on American Idol, she showed her true colours. She spoke to contestants with a ‘I am better than you attitude’ saying NO to contestants that others have said yes too (including Simon). She was rude, obnoxious, and spoke like she was gods gift to punk.

I honestly wish I was there so I could punch her in her little snot nosed face. “How can people like this chick?” I asked myself. Maybe back in the day she used to be nice and “innocent”, but now with fame and fortune she honestly believes her shit smells like roses. Why did AI even ask her to be a judge? It’s not like she really has any talent that she could contribute to the judging process! Last time I checked, the art of sucking dick, wasn’t part of the criteria. There were even a few unknowns who were on American Idol last night who had more talent than she has. I think she forget that she used to be a nobody, trying to make it in to the music industry just like the people who are trying to make it on Idol… dumb broad.

Avril just sat in her judges chair with a stupid look on her face and little devil hoodie like she was 9-yrs old. I just wanted to slap the dick out of her mouth, Has anyone told her that the racoon look ain’t happening for her anymore? how old is this chick? 13??! I guess she needs to put as much make up on as possible to cover her ugly face. I hope to god that she is not going to show up during one of the episodes this season to be a mentor. That will be the end of my TV, as I throw my controller straight through it.

Her bitchy attitude didn’t start with her American Idol appearance. I read an article in the Globe & Mail about Avril and her poor attitude. It was a well written piece about her. Quite frankly, I’m a bit surprised that her fans are still defending her behaviour. Are they are blind? The girl is divorced, over 23, and from the reports and from what I see, she still acts like a brat!! I don’t think her fans should tolerate it.

It’s one thing to kick the media, the industry and what ever else kind of establishment with some sort of power over things, but to sign your autograph as “eff you” and spit and scream at your fans, as the Globe & Mail article states, this is just not acceptable. It’s not cool, it’s not rock and roll and it’s not fucking funny. If you can’t be nice to your fans, the very people that made your life what it is, then you don’t deserve the privileged life you have. What she does deserve is empty arenas, people trashing her all over the internet, no more albums sold, and nobody shouting your name (since she apparently thinks that’s cool).

So Avril, (APRIL) go fuck yourself will you. You once had a chance to be somebody but now you are just a fucking brat!

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