Tiger Woods Love Child & Sex Tape Shocker!

Dec - 10 | By: Antonio Tapia | 4 comments.

Filed under : Tiger Woods

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Many men are now having whats now known as “the Tiger talk” all because of what this once known “perfect man” turned “normal man” did. After crashing his Escalade, getting attacked by his wife, and coming clean about his sexual circus- this disgraced Tiger Woods is terrified that the worst news is yet to come.

Rumors have hit the net that Tiger Woods not only had an affair, but he also had kids with one of his mistresses and many liaisons may have been caught on tape!

“Tiger is stressed to the max”- his neighbor says “That would be the final straw for his wife – AND Tiger knows it, But there is definitely more than one woman out there who could come forward to say she had his babies. This will just turn in to a gong show.”

Tiger is loosing endorsement deals left and right, first Gatorade dropped a popular Tiger drink and now others have contacted his management group to threaten they are going to do the same.

“According to The Enquirer; The golf great had wild unprotected sex with a string of mistresses, and now he fears claims that his out-of-control sexual proclivities may have produced children.

To make matters even worse, the 33-year-old sports star is reportedly worried that a lurid sex tape could appear and wreck his desperate attempts to cling onto the wreckage of his marriage to beauty and ex-model Elin Nordegren who has just bought a $2 million mansion in her native Sweden as a fail-safe escape house in case the marriage disintegrates.”

Tiger’s frantic handlers are scrambling to bury any talk of sex tapes, minimize the damage and perform CPR on his image- but is his image really that bad? are the sponsor pulling out too soon? We’ll I sure think so.

As soon as any bad press arrises corporate sponsors are the first to react that they want nothing to do with the “tainted image”. – but lets hold on a second. Who is the target market of these companies that Tiger Woods is endorsing? MEN! Yes maybe Tiger’s image has gone down in the eyes of women but definitely it has gone up in the eyes of men. I know most men liked Tiger Woods and think he’s a great athlete, but now this gives men everywhere to like him more as they relate to him as being a normal, living, breathing, fucking human being!

Come on Corporate America haven’t you ever heard that bad press is still good press? I think these companies must be ran by women because they are sticking their tails between their legs and walking away to early. I give this 3 months to blow over and by next summer Tiger will be back on top and more popular than ever before.

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Susy Ramach says:

February 1, 2010 at 11:19 am

I like articles like this as a result of they invariably appear to grant you a completely different perspective on things. I am no expert during this space but prefer to expand my data by reading things of this nature.
Kasey Genous says:

February 7, 2010 at 12:50 am

haha, Tiger is so crazy! Hopefully he recovers from this..
Vanessa B says:

February 25, 2010 at 1:38 pm

Tiger needs to deal with this with his wife. He doesn’t owe me an apology or an explantion, no more so than I owe him one for any of my behavior…….I never planned to select my auto, accounting firm or anything else based upon Tiger’s opinion or endorsement of any product, never had and never would, regardless of his behavior. This is an issue between him, his wife and his savior.