Taylor Lautner Still In The Closet?

The TwilightSaga: New Moon premieres in Westwood, CA  and with that comes thousands upon thousands of prepubescent teens and lonely single gay men and women waiting outside just to get a taste of Taylor Lautners table scraps.

Unfortunately I hate to break the news to you, but I find it hard to believe that Taylor Lautner is straight. Have you guys seen his latest video on YouTube of when he was a dance machine? Come on, that just screams you ain’t straight.  As my mom would say, “That Boy Has Gay Face!”

Even in Twilight he was missing that masculine edge which is part of the reason they wanted to recast his role for the second film. You guys might have missed that part, but it’s true.  Summit Entertainment was in the works of looking for someone with a little more edge. Taylor must have done something to keep his role, butch up, lose his virginity to a Jonas brother girl or something to prevent his balls from tucking up into his sack. I believe they one of the directors sat him down next to Robert and said “Do what he does”. Robert finally confessed to a little secret of his own recently and came clean about his relationship with Kristen Stewart- but before that he was a regular at the local strip club up in Vancouver during filming.

I know you don’t want to believe it, and trust me I am not Perez Hilton who wishes ever star was gay. I know Taylor is supposed to be a Bop cover teen heart-throb, but something’s queer about this little boy. Don’t be offended it’s just an observation.

Come on… you see it too!

photo credit: fame pictures

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