Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart ENGAGED

Okay all you Twifuck fans we got something for you. In the latest cover for OKmagazine they boldly going where no fairly reliable gossip mag has gone before and announced that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged!

Sources say the reason behind the secrecy is because the studio feels that if they come clean and acknowledge that this is true then fans won’t believe the on screen romance between Kristen and Taylor.

I don’t get it folks. I don’t see how people can think any of these people are good looking. Robert looks flat out fucking weird while Kristen is not attractive to me at all. Would I still take Kristen for a drive? Fuck ya I would drive her all night long. I am a man, but I still wouldn’t consider keeping her around more than what she is good for.

Whatever happened to Robert Pattinson’s former girlfriend? If she needs some comforting I am available.

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