Jason Segel to sexy for his shirt

This is the money shot I live for as a paparazzi. The shot that makes a star look like us normal peanut eating M&M lovers who just dream about being famous so we can tap pussy all night every night.

While getting out of his SUV last night while leaving the Chateau Marmont. Jason Segel was pulling a Hulk with his shirt and literally busting buttons with his beer belly.

Well fellas, This shot says it all. It tells us guys that it’s okay to and put on our old clothes from back in the day. Who cares what people think. You are not cool unless you too can bust buttons with the strength of ones beer gut. This honestly makes me feel better. Now I can think to myself…If the big J can do it- I can do it!

Not only was Jason kicking back beers all night to add to his awesome waistline, but he was doing it with his new BFF Lindsay Lohan who was also hiding in the back of the SUV like some mexican trying to cross in to the US. Why she was there I have no idea but I can only hope it was because Jason was trying to show her the ways of men again.

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