Jon Gosselin- Return of the MAC!

Jon Gosselin has become the big man on campus recently. He seems to be having Hoes in different Area codes as they say.

Jon doesn’t seem to be able to keep his story straight about how many chicks he is currently fucking right now. Not only can’t he keep this story straight but it seems his so called girlfriends -need to get their stories straight as well.

Jon tells one mag he’s dating 22-year-old Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the plastic surgeon who did wifey Kate Gosselin’s tummy tuck. He also bought her a ring worth $180,000 and said he was going to marry her. Two weeks after he declared “I’m single” to another fan mag.

Then Jon’s alleged hookup with “Star” reporter Kate Major  who’s blabbing her version of the steamy non-affair everywhere and Jon’s denial “just friends” elsewhere.

Then mix in one brand spanking new baby sitter Stephanie Santoro’s sleepover with Jon and you’ve got one fucked up mess.

I guess all we can say at this point is play on player, but remember our advice. “Don’t be a fool- Wrap your tool!”

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