Why is Jennifer Aniston still Single?

Jul - 20 | By: Felix K. | no comments.

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Seriously? Why is this chick always having the bad luck of getting with a man and actually keeping him? Well I have mentioned in previous articles that she does bring a little too much emotional baggage along when it comes to relationships.

Jennifer wants a family and wants to have children, most guys like myself just want to fuck Jen and not rush in to things. Well its hard when your peaking 40 and you still have to go on date after date. I honestly feel bad for her, a lot of people would disagree with me and say “Well it’s her fault” is it? is it really?
Above picture is a recent shot of Jennifer Aniston leaving her New York set after a day of filming her new movie. In my opinion she looks SEXY!!! Really I just want to motor boat them boobies!

She can defenitly get a man attention but the problem is she is not getting the right ones attention. Ya she goes on dates here and there but she is going on dates with guys who are famous and are also “Playboys” these guys don’t mind getting a piece of what Jen got cooking in the oven, but when dinner is over it’s time to go.

Jen has to find a guy who will actually stick around, maybe someone not famous or someone who is famous but actually wants a family or wants to settle down. She needs to find an “OLDER MAN” a man who wants a hot young wife but doesn’t have the balls to be a playboy. I keep following Jennifer’s shitty relationship road and every time I see her get into a relationship I say to myself “Okay Jen don’t fuck it up” Well the only way I can see her not fucking up a relationship at this point is not talking at all.

Too bad thats not going to happen. Jen, we at Eat.Sleep.Celebrity are cheering for you.You’ll find Mr. Right sooner then later.