Shia LaBeouf disturbing childhood secrets

Shia LaBeouf’s is a weird kid, and even more so after hearing about this.
In a candid new interview, the star of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen who severely injured his hand last summer in an early morning car crash talks about his revealing upbringing, including how his hippie mother would often walk around their home naked; even when he had friends over to play.

I can see why he was the popular kid in school and why everyone always suggested playing at his house and having sleep overs at the LaBeoufs. Can you Imagine a bunch of young boys just soaking up all the goodies into the spank bank for later? WOW!

“The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over,” he tells Playboy in their June issue on sale May 15. “All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You’ve got your little buds over, and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She’s in the middle of goddess group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.” I think I just got a little hard while I was typing that.

His mother and father were also open about their drug use, which has given him a liberal attitude toward it as well. “I grew up with a bunch of hippies, and marijuana was always around,” he says. “Pot was never looked at as a negative thing. I could smoke it on holidays with my parents, and we were all good. I like pot. It has never been a monster for me. I can put limits on it. But I definitely saw from a very young age what drugs can do to you.”

As for his love life he was with model Isabel Lucas at the time of his car crash, but it sounds like he’s kinda hung up on… his mom!

“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother,” he says. “She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
This would explain a lot about Shia, He is usually seen by himself doing nothing, he is a big loner. When he does get out he has been known for acting very strange, almost pulling a Joaquin Phoenix. Either way the kid made it though life to become some big child star so congratulations.

Is it too late for me to ask for a play date?